December 20, 2016 / Posted by: Allison “Don’t make any sudden movements pal, because I’m Right Here Waiting. Oooh, that was good. I should say that out loud.” The latest round of celebrity air travel drama is brought to you by a very unlikely source: Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes. What is it with Richard and Daisy popping up in the month of December for a totally random … [Read more...]
Open Post: Hosted By A Human Estrella In Space. Celebrity News Buzz
It’s official. The accounting department at Columbia Pictures can go ahead and declare Passengers a flop and write it off as a loss. If the dried turd reviews don’t cause it to tank this week, this Doritos commercial will. Why bother paying money to see Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt on a spaceship when for the bargain price of zero dollars, you can take in Puerto Rican … [Read more...]
Drake And Jennifer Lopez Might Be A Thing. Celebrity News Buzz
December 20, 2016 / Posted by: Allison It’s been just about a month since we’ve checked in on Drake’s love life, which means we’re long overdue for an update on who Drake is crushing on now. Drake’s PR person must have finally figured out that people have stopped caring about Drake and Taylor Swift’s sponsored-by-Apple antics. And his phone calls to Doris Burke after their … [Read more...]
Joss Whedon Hated On Goopy Paltrow In A Tweet, I Think. Celebrity News Buzz
Joss Whedon totally fucked up. Now Goopy Paltrow really won’t send him a holiday gift basket including a Baccarat crystal vessel filled with air from Jesus’ actual birth place, a gift certificate for a peppermint-scented vagina steaming session, a $120 tube of toothpaste and $600 night cream made from the sperm of a virgin snow white reindeer (it gets rid of the wrinkles that … [Read more...]
Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Are Being Sued By Their Bank Over An Unpaid Loan. Celebrity News Buzz
December 21, 2016 / Posted by: Allison Poor Snoopy. I’m sure Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott asked him for a loan and he was forced to think of an excuse. “Um, well, I sorta just sunk a whole bunch of money into Charlie Brown’s new hair transplant business, so…” As usual, Tori and The Deaner owe a lot of money to someone. E! News says that this time it’s City National Bank. … [Read more...]